Fare Thee Well

So this is the last blog I will ever write, hopefully. Even though I feel narcissistic when I write these blogs I think it's been a good experience. It's helped a lot to write out how I feel and about things that happen in my everyday life as a way to analyse situations. So as a Senior I am going to have the last word, and the last laugh. ;) The thesis I'm going to write for this blog goes like this: Memories, Underclassmen, Adios.
Going through high school has created a lot of memories, from my first home coming to the last dance. I got my license in high school, I got my first real job in high school, and I made friends that I'll keep forever in high school. These are the good moments and memories that I'll keep forever. The bad moments, however, include the following: getting my first speeding ticket/ car accident (stupid fire hydrant), when i broke my toe, and losing a friend. All in all high school has made me who I am, it has given me intelligence and it has made me into the confident person I am today.
Underclassmen.
U. unbelievable
N. needy
D. demented
E. evil
R. rebels
C. curious, becarful, it killed the cat
L. lazy
A. arrogant
S. silly
S. surreal
M. meddeling
E. egotistical
N. nurologicaly warped
I was on facebook yester day when I saw a group named Junior High Girls, Is Just Me Or Do They Gett Skankier Every Year???
This pretty much sums up how I feel about that :)
Finaly, the last part of my Fare Well Blog:

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Au Revoir, Good bye, Auf Wiedersehen, Aloha, Shalom, So Long, Arrivederci, Slán, Toodles, Vale, Adiós, Ha Det, Do Widzenia, Dasvidania, Fare well. :)

Mr. and Mrs. and Baby Clean

Once upon a time there was a family, the Clean family. Mr. Clean was a nice gentleman who enjoied going to twins games, Mrs. Clean was a teacher who ran like a beast, and Baby Clean was a cute wee babe who's favorite book was Jamie the Lion Cub. One day Baby Clean called her mother, Mrs. Clean, and asked her to get out of school so she could go to the beach. Mrs. Clean said: "Why of course Baby Clean!" Mrs. Clean then told her class that they could go outside and brought them all popsicle and they lived happily ever after.

Dear Bloggie,
Today i'm taking my friend, pdubitidubs to get her Permit; I now bloggie, I am such a good friend. Then I'm planning to go out with my friend Rebecca.
This past memorial weekend I spent at my cabin. It was my mom, aunt, uncle, and two cousins. It was pretty fun even though my hair feels and smells discusting because of the well water and the fact that I'm covered in mosquito bites. -_-

The Sun Worshiper

Today in Creative Writing we were filming for our one act play, which by the way is going okay, I think I would perfer to act it out live, however, my group is completely opposed to the idea :/. So after our breif filming session one of the guys in our group went to go change and a few minutes later we decided to go to the class room to get the rest of our things; when we arrived in class room and opend the door we were shocked to find shawn changed in the middle of Mrs. Waddicks class room. Don't worry Mrs. Dornfeld he had his pants completely on and it was all very PG.
Our one act play, currently named The Sun Worrshiper, is a romantic comedy about Rick who can't seem to get a date. The play has the grand total of four characters Rick, Pablo, Lorrie, and Lizzie. The main story line then countinues on when the three friends, Pablo, Lorrie, and Lizzie, giving Rick daiting advise. Now I won't give any spoilers away on this play of epic porportions but you will laugh, you will cry, you will run for your life! MUAHAHAHA

Dear Bloggie,
So today after third hour I'm going to the Cabin; one of my most favoretest places in all the world. Up at the Cabin I plan to lay on my dock and soak up the sun and probly read 5 or 6 books. :) I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Summer! :)

The Fairytale Weekend

Once upon a May weekend I went to a Twins game on Saturday and Sunday. T'was a magical Twins game on Saturday that went into extra innings and it was a fantabulous win by one point against the Milwaukee, our rivals aross the river! JK, but it was a very good game and I have a renewed faith in my matchmaking skills as I believe that my my Boyfriends friend and my friend hit it off; score one for team ME! Then I went to the game on Sunday with my friend and the last inning was tourcher! The baces were loaded and then the rookie got up to bat... and he struck out. And we were down by one point. But we lost. :( Poor Plooph. Haha ahhh Plooph what a name. All in all it was a good game full of action packed suspence: example A. the first time poor Span went up to bat he got hit in the shoulder. OWWW. All I can say to that is Holy Hannah for the Love of Nancy! how would you like to get hit by a 70mph ball! I felt for span :( but he finnished the inning okay as he scored us the first point.

Dear Bloggie,
So right now I'm listing to Rel blither on about how bizzar Rebecca's bloggs are; by the way Rel has the weirdest laugh ever it's like a AHHHHHHH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HAHA HA HA AHHH AH HA! AHHHH. No joke. Oh yes speaking of sports another thing that has come to my attention is the Vikings... ok so there is no way in snow whites mini cottage that we're getting a new stadium for them so I don't know what's gonna happen! This could be the last Vikes season in Minnesota! :(

Grr

I didn't get my tattoo. I was really, really, really, POed but now I'm good because i've already vented about it so anyway. The guy was a jerk and there is no way I'd let him come near my flesh with a needle with that kind of attitude! He was a big Poopey head! Any way! This weekend should be fun I'm going to a twins game on a double date with my boyfriend and his friend and my friend, muahha that's right bloggie I'm trying my hand at match making ;) tehehe! So that should be super fun! And today after school I'm going to Shrek IV, THE FINAL CHAPTER!, with my friend Tim who goes to the UOM, Morris, and I havn't seen him in about 2 months so I'm really excited to see him again! I'm also excited to see Shrek, I love those movies! There's something about the hummor of the writing that I'm just in love with. Then tonight, my boyfriend has to work so I'm going on a date with my other love, best buddy Porsha :) and we're going to go shopping! yay! however, I'm not sure how that will go because I quit my job (go me!!!) so I'm sorta kinda broke... broke but happy!

Oh and by the way... 10 MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!

Society is a Trap...

Ola, Bloggie!
So i had a wonderful weekend; I went to spring fling, which was super fun! Such a good last dance! Then on Saturday I went to the drive in with a couple of my buddies! anddddd Sunday I went down to Red Wing to see some of my family! Oh and we also had a garage sale and it's a good thing too because my horoscope said that i needed to get rid of the clutter in my life; sometimes I'm just so on top of things!
What else is new, Oh, today I'm planning on setting my appointment to get my second tattoo which is really exciting! My first tat was my family crest which is a pretty good sized tat which my friend Rebbecca says is probs about 12x5 inches... the one that I'm getting, hopefully tomorrow is going to rather small, as in a quote on my wrist. The quote is: "I love thee with a love that will never die till the sun grows cold and the stars grow old." I love this quote! so yeah that's my exciting news for today. The only complications that come with this is the fact that my mother may just hang me by my toe nails from a celling fan.

PHEROMONES

So today in Creative writing my two buddies, Amanda and Aussi, were trying to be my muses when Amanda brought up the subject of Pheremones. Which is very interesting but all in all BS. I mean maybe that stuff works for animimals but I doubt it works for humans; honestly, when you see a sweaty guy do you say "Wow, I've found my soul mate," NO! you think NASTINESS, dude take a shower!!!
Any who, so the whole Ke$ha thing went very well, except for the fact that my hair still hasn't recovered from the color spray, hair spray, and glitter spray, i thought washing my hair three times would cure me of this hair plauge but apparently not. Also I had a RockStar orange mango, engery drink today, again, and it was fantabulous!!! Oh and I also missed Glee on Tuesday :( and apparently Puck, the dreamy jerk guy, shaved his mohawk double :( !!!
Also, Spring Fling is tomorrow!!! And I shall have my chance to dance to Hannah Montanna with my buddy Jermey!!! Lucky guy... Hmm what else is new... And I will probs go to the drive with the crew on saturday which is gonna be awsome possum because i will finaly be able to see Iron Man II BoooooYaa! Also She's Out Of Your League! It also looks good, in a funny way.
Peace out Bloggie!

KE$HA

Tomorrow is Celb day for Spring week and I am going as Ke$ha... I'm not 100% what exactly i'm going to wear but the plan of action is going to comence at 3:35 when i pick up my friend Ausii at her home and we're going shopping. Thinking about shopping for liquid eyeliner, glitter, fake eyelashes, and body jewlery. The following makes me think: is that all these stars have to dress up in? I mean, we're shopping for Amy Winehouse and Ke$ha and is that all they ever need??? If so that is unfair! So the problems that arise with me being Ke$ha starts with a nose ring. How am i suposed to find a fake gold nose ring?! haha i'm just joking i'll figure something out. To complete my "beautiful" outfit i'm going to wear a cut led zeplin bad t-shirt, and leggs. My other conflict comes into play with when i shall wear on my feet. Flats or chucks??? hmmmmm Ausii says flats, so we'll see.

Dear Blog,
Todaywe have a sub; and it's been an overall boring day :(
Also I'm sure Mrs. D will be proud to know that tomorrow I'm not going to be Lady Gaga i'll be Ke$ha instead; which she would already know by reading the begining of my blog. Sooooo yeah that's about it!
BuhBye!!!

Hoedown-Throwdown

So today at lunch I was sittin next to my friend Jeremy when i realized I forgot to dance to Hannah Montana with him at prom! Feeling instant guilt, I turned to him and asked if he was going to Spring Fling, the funnest dance, aside from prom because it's blacklights! And do you know what he said? He said "What's Spring Fling?". Who doesnt know what spring fling is?! I mean, Hello! So i told him to show up at school next friday in a white t, and I'll dance to hannah montana with him. In reaction to this statment he just shook his head, and said: "Hannah Montana? Really?". Who doesn't love a good hoedown-throwdown?! I mean it's a classic! I mean who doesn't love to pop it, lock it, polka dot it?! So that's my plans for Spring Fling, I'm also planning on making t's with my buddies. Last year we made shirts in my garage and there was neon splatter paint all over my garage floor, which my mother was not too happy about but oh well. :)

So the last time I wrote I said that I was babysiting; well all went well and it was actually pretty fun. We played wii; they have this game called Just Dance and it is AWSOME! It's so much fun! It's this game where you compete with the other remotes and you follow the dancer, so it's like arobics but your doing actual dances; and let me tell you I am now a pro at doing the "Can't Touch This" dance.

Short Story Madness

Sooo, I was looking through contests to enter for CW class and I found one; now all i need is a story. Should I just send in the story that i wrote before? but add stuff to make it to an exceptible level??? My story, La Boulangere, is about a chick, and it's set in the regencey period of England, so Napoleaon meets post American Revolution, and she is a Scottish Lass (...) visiting England, or her English cousins. Caledonia, the main character, who by the way is going to be renamed to... something, has beef with this guy Lucian who she was in love with. She than told him this and he rejected her but NOW it's going to be the reverse... So thats the story, it's sappy, romantic-ish, kinda funny... I dunno what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I will just rip it up and put it back togeather. So now that i'm done with this tangent i think I'll tell you about my day, dear blog.

Dear Blog,
Today I woke up, in my sleeping bag, because I hate making my bed every morning (we're selling our house), and i got ready. Then i got to school talked with my BFF Becca, and unfortunatly went to first hour, which is math, and i Hate it. Second hour was SWEET as h.e. double hockey-sticks because we got to go out for breakfast to cellibrate the end of AP testing; and now i am here, in the computer lab, typing away, on my blog. Oh life is grand.
PS. i have to babysit tonight... fml

HATE

We all come to a point in our lifes where we hate everything. One may hate their friends, loath there parents, and really really hate school and above all else work. To start off with I love my friends, I really do, but sometimes I just cannot wait to go to college to escape them. I'm a very laidback person but there really is only so much whinning, complaining, and moaning one can hear from the same group of people; and frankly 3 years is too long. As a more outgoing person I've started to hate people and this is probly from working as a waitress. People are never satisfied, nothing is ever right, and costomers are stingy and we never get tips. I is a waste of my life. I know, I know one has to work for a living, but I've gotten to the point that I don't care that i'm going to be broke this summer i would rather sit on my deck and catch some rays than deal with unsatisfiable who have no respect for anyone. Now for Parents; my mother drives me up the wall. She's always hovering about, getting into everything and constantly nagging me to do this or do that. IT IS SO INCREDIBLY ANGERING. School is also high on the list. As a senior i just wanna say: screw this, i'm done, farwell, auf weidersen, das vidania, tchuse, ciao, tootaloo because i am at the end of my rope. I am so sick of doing homework and spending my time with people who act so juvinile i sometimes am in awe of my own senior slide. So now that i have vented to my blog I do feel much better and hopfully the school year will end with a happily ever after.

So this weekend I stayed at a friends house, and after a fun filled day of going to the Twins game, which was by the way fantasitic in the new target feild; oh! and I was on the big screen (score!), we went back to her house and decieded to watch season one of Glee. I AM ADDICTED. It is hillarious. If you havn't seen the show (WATCH IT) it's about a group of teens in high school and a few staff members who have steriotypical personality types to the max. Examples of this could be Puck the sporto jerk who feels the need to prove his masculinity by throwing slushies in peoples faces. Quinn the head cheer leader and head of the chastity club, who is pregnant with Puck's baby who, by the way, is not her boyfriend, but her boyfriends best friend. All of this which is easily found in high school life is portrayed hummorusly in the TV show; and all of this leads me to the subject of prom. PROM. So this year we have 16 people in our group which is really excitig but also stress full because it is rather hard to please 16 people. Then there are those who back out at the last minute, but after a long, dramma filled rout we finaly have 16 people.

How They All Fell Down...

So it was one of those days and it all started with that morning. That morning I rolled out of bed stumbled into my shower, realized that I still had my socks on and then threw them out of the shower. When I got out of the shower I grabbed for my towel which had Fallen Down and was now on the floor of the bathroom; being a germaphobe I reached up into the cupboard to grab for another towel. The edge of the towel scraped on the edge of the cupboard and my hair binders all Fell Down into the toilet. Now, in a rush, after having to clean up a pair of sodden socks, a dirty towel, and 30+ hair binders out of a toilet; I was sprinting out side with my dog, on his leash, in my left hand and a pile of books, folders, and numerous papers in my right when suddenly the dog saw a squirrel. As a result of this sighting, and me being a righty, the leash Fell Down out of my hand; and books, folders, and numerous papers went Falling Down onto my garage floor. Proceeding this installment in my morning I, after a good 15 minutes, corralled my dog back into the house, and more specifically, into his kennel. I then picked up my books, folders, and numerous papers threw them into my car and got in. In a rush, I backed out of the garage and then rammed my side view mirror into the trash cans. My side view mirror then Fell Down onto the pavement and burst into hundreds of shards; and this is how they all Fell Down.