How They All Fell Down...

So it was one of those days and it all started with that morning. That morning I rolled out of bed stumbled into my shower, realized that I still had my socks on and then threw them out of the shower. When I got out of the shower I grabbed for my towel which had Fallen Down and was now on the floor of the bathroom; being a germaphobe I reached up into the cupboard to grab for another towel. The edge of the towel scraped on the edge of the cupboard and my hair binders all Fell Down into the toilet. Now, in a rush, after having to clean up a pair of sodden socks, a dirty towel, and 30+ hair binders out of a toilet; I was sprinting out side with my dog, on his leash, in my left hand and a pile of books, folders, and numerous papers in my right when suddenly the dog saw a squirrel. As a result of this sighting, and me being a righty, the leash Fell Down out of my hand; and books, folders, and numerous papers went Falling Down onto my garage floor. Proceeding this installment in my morning I, after a good 15 minutes, corralled my dog back into the house, and more specifically, into his kennel. I then picked up my books, folders, and numerous papers threw them into my car and got in. In a rush, I backed out of the garage and then rammed my side view mirror into the trash cans. My side view mirror then Fell Down onto the pavement and burst into hundreds of shards; and this is how they all Fell Down.